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Broke Even

Comedians and degenerate gamblers Daryll Schmitz & John Gasper discuss college football and NFL news and notes of the week.

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Week 10: Daryll and John Kiss!

Episode 10

November 17, 2022

Week 10: Daryll and John Kiss!

After a tough little week for the boys, they are back to discuss the Viking's big win, college football play-off odds and the beginning of the end of the college football regular season. John coins the million dollar term, The Washingcum Cumhanders, but then loses it all when he bets on the virgins... AGAIN! BONUS: after a prolonged Will They/Won't They, John and Daryll finally share a beautiful, consensual kiss... awwwwwwww!!!  Also, send your bad beats to @schmitzdaryll and @chickenparmcharm and they will read them on the next pod!  Theme song by Matt Kennedy ...

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Week 9: Actually, you're NOT my dad!

Episode 9

November 10, 2022

Week 9: Actually, you're NOT my dad!

Parlays all day, bb! After a 2-week hiatus, the boys come together to talk about how much money they've lost but how much fun they've had this season, so far. Love you, Football! Also, send your bad beats to @schmitzdaryll and @chickenparmcharm and they will read them on the next pod!  Theme song by Matt Kennedy ...

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Week 8: Hooters for the Vibes!

Episode 8

October 20, 2022

Week 8: Hooters for the Vibes!

It's Week 8, we're deep in it and Daryll is on a HOT STREAK with his NFL picks! Bonus: the boys preview the NBA season as they plan an outing to Hooters and guess who has a weird penis? Tune in to find out! Also, send your bad beats to @schmitzdaryll and @chickenparmcharm and they will read them on the next pod!  Theme song by Matt Kennedy ...

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Week 7: Football Is Family!

Episode 7

October 13, 2022

Week 7: Football Is Family!

Oops, John did it again! ...Bet on virgins, that is. The boys are back for another exciting week! Daryll went 9 and 1 the last 10 NFL games AND won Best Boyfriend of the Year! John travels to Michigan and promises not to fart on Sunday! Can he do it??? Tune in to find out! Also, send your bad beats to @schmitzdaryll and @chickenparmcharm and they will read them on the next pod!  Theme song by Matt Kennedy ...

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Week 6: Never Bet on a Virgin... AGAIN!

Episode 6

October 06, 2022

Week 6: Never Bet on a Virgin... AGAIN!

The boys are back with an episode about short kings, mom bangers and hot coaches! Daryll processes his head coach getting fired and replaced with a smoke show while his amazing girlfriend runs the Chicago Marathon. Shout out, Nicole! But what if she's not fast enough to finish before the big game? And what will happen to their friendship if John bets against her?! Tune in to find out! Also, send your bad beats to @schmitzdaryll and @chickenparmcharm and they will read them on the next pod!  Theme song by Matt Kennedy ...

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Week 5: Bet on a Fart and Lost!

Episode 5

September 29, 2022

Week 5: Bet on a Fart and Lost!

Fall is here! Daryll and John are fresh off a comedy hot streak in Dubuque, Iowa and the boys want to hear all about your bad beats! Send those to @schmitzdaryll and @chickenparmcharm and they will read them on the next pod!  Theme song by Matt Kennedy ...

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